Lamb of March?

Sure March came in like a lamb today...
At first.

First the lamb found out that he overslept, seeing that March 1st is on a Sunday; he totally forgot about it last night, because he parties like no other on Saturday night, resulting in a hangover from the Pit. When he did finally got up, he found out that his roomie, Lion, went through the last of the coffee before leaving that morning.
Aggravation #1.  

Then he found the "Dear Lamb" letter from his now ex-girlfriend, who informs Lamb that she ran off with a charming boarder collie by the name of Fred: and "don't bother looking for them."
Aggravation #2

When he's about out the door, he finds the notice from the landlord that the rent is overdue on the door. Lamb thought Lion took care of it, but latter finds Lion used rent money to bail out one of Lion's old school chums.
Aggravation #3

Lastly, Lamb's Dodge Charger was broken into: missing is his entire Ritchie Blackmore collection.
Aggravation #4

Lamb takes his frustration out on Cleveland, sending high winds, clouds, and ass-biting cold.

Moral of Story: Never-Ever piss off the March Lamb; he can do things that scares the mane off of Lion!