I canz haz pharts again!

[throbadelic]

Thanks to the demented sibling that is my youngest sister, a body function can now at least be imitated. You see, a stoma might be the "straight pipe" of having to go in my current condition, but doing so on my terms is something I miss; like doing my business before a shower.

Anyhow, being childishly scatological was one of the things that, for now, went bye-bye in the surgery. Not anymore! Now I have in my grubby hooves the means of amusing myself silly that not only looks like a huge snot ball, but is a very convincing way of artificial trepidation.
http://www.cyberclean.net/

The phart bit comes when trying to put the snot ball back into the storage cup. Take a couple of fingers to shove the goo into the cup... phhhhht!